World's okayest Gold Miner

Can it be called a bumper sticker if it's a magnet? Are bumpers even metal anymore? Are there any cars that aren't aluminum? Are electric cars considered cars? Who cares?

You can't get gold fever if you never find any gold! Let the people know your serious about gold mining, and you're also seriously mediocre at it! The difference between a prospector and a miner is color in the pan. If you consider Mica and Pyrite as color, I'm an extremely successful miner. 

Find somewhere to slap this bad boy. Preferably on something square, American made, and beat up. Looks great on a beer fridge as well!

• 100% vinyl
• Matte finish
• Black magnetic backing
• Weather-resistant